Jokes from popsicle sticks

Some ASR staff recently shared a few laughs over jokes found on popsicle sticks. Are you able to crack any of these?


Where does a catcher sit down for dinner?
Behind the plate.


What do you do when your fish sounds bad?
Tune A Fish


What kind of snacks to computers eat?
Micro chips


Why did the birdie go to the doctor?
He needed some tweetment


Where did the elephant store it’s suitcase?
In its trunk


What is the most musical part of the turkey?
The drumstick


Why didn’t the hockey player want to pay for dinner?
He was a cheapskate


What kind of boats do vampires like?
Blood vessels


How does the ocean greet the beach?
It waves


What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel

Why is it a bad idea to work for elephants?
They pay peanuts


What gets whiter as it gets dirtier?
A blackboard


What kind of call does a marathon runner always make?
Long distance


How many apples grow on a tree?
All apples grow on a tree